I must speak english but my mouth is filled with danish pastries

Long before The Trinity disapeared from our world, it dwelled in a faboulus castle, fit only for a divinity, with towerings towers radiating pastel lights as well as mighty halls so wide that you could almost fit the Midgard Serpent in some of them. In every part of the castle there was hidden a fantastic gift - the other more precious than the other, and wrapped in a giftwrap of human skin (皮肤). In some of these gifts there lay the divine Trinity's little helper, Xiao-Didi.

Xiao-Didi was formed in the image of beloved Adam, shaped by Trinity (from clay!)
 - however, Xiao-Didi would be at least 10 times stronger and more handsome than Adam. The strenght made him an obvious choice for gardenwork in the garden of Eden. In the garden where peace and tranquility blossomed and Adam and Eve alongside all animals roamed, there did Xiao-Didi do his work.

One day, when it was time to water poppies, the gardener ran into Eve. She looked at him, and he at her. And as they were, they were also at the mountain on which Mother Oak stands at the hearth of the world. And with the possesion of the oak Xiao-Didi thought to himself that this surely is a sign that he was the rightful owner of it, and thus the oak must burn!

Adam, when he found out what had happended by the poppies, mustered a great axe and though all too mighty for him he threw himself at Xiao-Didi! With a godforsaken swing that cleaved down at the gardeners forehead and ended by the collarbones, he split his head in half!

Aftermath

Contrary to biblical belief Xiao-Didi did not die from the fleshwound Adam left him. Xiao-Didi ran away and hid in a cave// oh a coward // but gifted had he become, from his split-in-two head there rose twin snake bodies // oh a captain // and with his newfound power, manifested in beasts for a head, his destiny was to lead all which winds and creeps on the ground in a great battle so far in the future.

The seed bestowed from Mother Oak onto Xiao-Didi and Eve, Eve carried inside of her. She was determined to call the sapling "Jacobski Junior."

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